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Bud Light Online Script

TWO MEN FIGHTING
swords clashing

BOTH MEN LOOK TOWARDS BRUSH-X FRESHENER
Director: "Cut!"
bell sounds for scene to end

CAMERA ZOOMS TO BRUSH-X FRESHENER
Director: "What's that doing on my set?"

ZOOM TO ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
Assistant Director: "Product placement sir. Whenever we feature a product in a scene, we get tons of free stuff."

CUT TO SCREEN SHOT OF CURRENT SCENE
Director: "Here we go."

OTHERS FIGHTING IN THE BACKGROUND

BUD LIGHT PINBALL MACHINE IN THE BACKGROUND

HERO JUMPS THROUGH WINDOW
Glass breaking as hero comes through window

HERO FIGHTING OTHER VILLAINS

VILLAIN HOLDING LADY HOSTAGE

HERO HOLDS BUD LIGHT BOTTLE TOWARDS VILLAIN WHILE SWORD FIGHTING AT THE SAME TIME
Hero: "Really?"

HERO THROWS BUD LIGHT BOTTLE AT VILLAIN
Winning sound from Bud Light pinball machine

INCOMING BUD LIGHT TRUCK
Hero: "My lady." Horn and screeching of truck tires

CUT TO FOUR BOTTLES OF BUD LIGHT
Announcer: "Sure sign of a good time. The just right taste of Bud Light, here we go."

BACK TO SCENE WITH DIRECTOR, ASSISTANT AND BUD LIGHT CHARACTER
Crewman: "More Bud Light?"

Bud Light Product Placement 2011 Super Bowl

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